Posted 2 hours ago

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

Posted 4 hours ago

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

Posted 4 hours ago

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

Posted 4 hours ago

ewebean:

Here.

Did he just
He did
Martin Freeman managed to get a middle finger in the movie after all.

(Source: azadkuh)

Posted 5 hours ago

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

Posted 5 hours ago

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(Source: thedaymarecollection)

Posted 1 day ago

dylanslilnugget:

I

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Just

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Died

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I. Did. Not. Sign. Up. For. This.

Posted 1 day ago

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(Source: felixdawkins23)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

Posted 1 day ago

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

Posted 1 day ago

tiny012:

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

WINTER GO HOME!! 

Posted 1 day ago
oreos4ever:

Guys
Guys
It’s a couch potato

oreos4ever:

Guys

Guys

It’s a couch potato

Posted 1 day ago

assassins-and-rookies:

Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!

Posted 1 day ago

deathsdaleks:

"Apparently he thinks, since I’m an archangel, that I have extra juice."