magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

(via hellagoodbyes)

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

(via percysmissingsleeves)

How to order at a Subway

dancethroughlifebydefyinggravity:

1. DON’T BE ON A PHONE!

2.Tell the sandwich artist what type of bread you want & what size.

3. Say what kind of cheese you want & if it will be toasted.

4. BEFORE you have them put any veggies on, order avocado if you want it.

5. Otherwise proceed to tell them what veggies you want following…