Jared Padalecki is taller than Dan Howell.
Dan Howell is taller than Phil Lester.
Phil Lester is taller than Jensen Ackles.
Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.
Benedict Cumberbatch is taller than Misha Collins.
Misha Collins is taller than Martin Freeman.
Just putting things in perspective.
this fucked me up
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
absolute fucking walnut
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??